Josprel's Articles Of Faith - Adam's Rib

Writer Author Josprel (Joseph Perrello)
Type Christian Column  - Humor
Posted Thursday, February 13, 2020

"Being cheerful keeps you healthy. It is slow death to be gloomy all the time." (Proverbs 17:22: Good News Bible) (Humor by Josprel) Of course Adam had no previous experience with a woman, so when his "rib" was "ribbed" by a serpent into eating the forbidden fruit and she gave a bite to Adam, the man had no way of making a valued judgment of the situation. Moreover, the fact that he j ... Read Christian Column

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Out To Pastor - Some amazing words for the New Year

Writer Author Rev. James L. Snyder
Type Christian Column  - Humor
Posted Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Every year somebody, who does not really have a life, comes up with words that should not be used during the New Year. I am not sure where this started but it just goes to show that there are a whole lot of people who do not have much to do. Topping the list this year of words not to be used is the word "amazing." Allegedly [which I think is one word that should not be used this year], 1500 pe ... Read Christian Column

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Out To Pastor - The Taxing of My Fragile Sanity

Writer Author Rev. James L. Snyder
Type Christian Column  - Humor
Posted Monday, April 25, 2011

I'm fine now, but such was not the case this past week. Normally, I am not given to procrastination, except when it comes to giving my money away. I am not Mr. Scrooge but I am Mr. Fugal. I always pay my income tax but I also wait until the last minute to write that check and autograph it for good old Uncle Sam. I was thankful to have several extra days to do it this year. Instead of April 15, ... Read Christian Column

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Out To Pastor - The Girl Scout Cookie Conspiracy

Writer Author Rev. James L. Snyder
Type Christian Column  - Humor
Posted Monday, March 7, 2011

I am not a great believer in conspiracies. I do not believe Bigfoot really exists except in the strained imaginations of some people. Some want to believe in Bigfoot, and some need to believe in Bigfoot. I'm not one of them. I do not believe in the Loch Ness monster. I am sure some Scotsman, after a few nips at the jug, saw something. One thing about the Loch Ness monster is it has been g ... Read Christian Column

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Out To Pastor - An American Idol I'm not

Writer Author Rev. James L. Snyder
Type Christian Column  - Humor
Posted Monday, January 24, 2011

Nobody needs to tell me I cannot sing, although I have many fine friends who forward this information to me on a regular basis. It is as though there was a friend-wide conspiracy trying to convince me not to sing in public. Even the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage gets in on this act. We will be driving down the road and suddenly she will say, "What's that awful noise?" Then she will look at ... Read Christian Column

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Out To Pastor - ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS...

Writer Author Rev. James L. Snyder
Type Christian Column  - Humor
Posted Monday, December 20, 2010

Every family has those traditions and days that help define their family. I personally know some families (although I shall not divulge any names unless there is enough cash present) that are adequately defined by April 1. For me, Christmas Eve clearly defines me. Christmas Eve means many things to me. For one, it means shopping. Yes, it is true; I do all my Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve ... Read Christian Column

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Out To Pastor - The Christmasfication Of Our Home

Writer Author Rev. James L. Snyder
Type Christian Column  - Humor
Posted Monday, December 13, 2010

Our home, like every other home this time of year, bears the decorations of the Christmas season. This is all thanks to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. My assigned role in the whole Christmas affair was to keep out of her way. And, out of her way, I kept. Consequently, our house is full of the glitter and tinsel of the season with Christmas music playing in the background. In the very ... Read Christian Column

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Out To Pastor - Some Patriotic Reflections for the Fourth of July

Writer Author Rev. James L. Snyder
Type Christian Column  - Humor
Posted Monday, June 28, 2010

The Fourth of July is upon us and nobody enjoys a party more than Yours Truly. I will offer any excuse to break into some kind of a party mode. The slightest hint of refreshments and I have my "these-boots-were-made-for-walking" footwear on and I am ready to go. I especially like birthday parties, when it is somebody else's birthday, that is. I have found when it is my birthday party too many p ... Read Christian Column

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Rays Of Son - Stressed-out Reporter Wants To Become A Physician

Writer Author Greg Miller
Type Christian Column  - Humor
Posted Monday, July 6, 2009

Robin the Resourceful Reporter fulfilled numerous roles for a large daily newspaper. Robin did her job very well, and her bosses continually rewarded her efforts with even more job responsibilities. Initially, Robin was employed as the newspaper’s entertainment reporter. After a couple of years, she was asked to take on the added responsibility of society editor. Robin was a hard worker, ... Read Christian Column

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Rays Of Son - Unborn baby Wants To Become Professional Thief

Writer Author Greg Miller
Type Christian Column  - Humor
Posted Monday, June 29, 2009

Everyone who knew Esther could tell that she was extremely happy that she was going to have a baby. “I have dedicated my son, Elijah, to the Lord,” Esther said. “When he grows up, he will accomplish great exploits for God! “I think he may become a great preacher or a well-known Christian singer!” A couple of months later, when Esther was six months pregnant, she and her husband, Elisha ... Read Christian Column

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